Sunday, February 14, 2010

Bounce Bounce Bounce

Do you believe in fate?

When i was about 11 i went to the states fair with some friends. There they had a concessions stand with something called The Grab Bag. Outside of it was a poster exclaiming, "test your luck with The Grab Bag! Win valuable prizes! Only $1." One by one each of my friends paid a dollar and reached into the Grab Bag.

One boy pulled out a Farrah Fawcett poster. A girl pulled out a charm bracelet. Another boy pulled out candy. Then it was my turn. When i reached into The Grab Bag i could tell that the prizes were either bags full of something or things rolled like posters.

Now i really wanted that Farrah Fawcett poster so i grabbed one of the tubes. Pulling it out i removed the rubber band and unrolled my prize.
It was an iron-on decal that said in cheesy letters: BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE.

I was devastated. All of my friends started giggling "bounce, bounce, bounce" under their breath. I looked up at the man with the ZZ Top beard running the stand and begged him to let me try for another prize. He looked down at me with pitty and said, "sure son, that's not going to do you any good."

I handed him the decal and reached in again, desperate to pull out the sexy photo of Farrah Fawcett. What should be staring at my again as i opened up the roll: none other then the words BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE.

Now my friends were laughing out loud at me. "All right son, " the carny said to me, "I'll give you one last chance. Maybe you should try one of the bags. They've got stuff like candy inside them." But I had to have that poster.

As I reached in my friends were now chanting rhythmically behind me, "bounce! bounce! bounce! bounce! bounce! bounce!" i spent a long time feeling around inside the Grab Bag trying to find that magical poster. The longer i felt around the louder their chanting became. "All right son, it's time to pick one." And with that I finally pulled out my prize and unrolled it like a town crier:


My friends all buckled over with laughter. A small crowd gathered around us as I stared horrified at my prize. "Sorry son," the carny said to me with sympathy. "Who else wants to test their fate with The Grab Bag!"

Throwing the decal away in disgust, i marched off to one of the rides, followed by friends gleefully chortling at my expense. For the rest of the evening if you wanted to get a good laugh, all you had to say was, "bounce, bounce, bounce."

But as the evening went on i regretted throwing away my prize. i secretly wanted to run back to the garbage can and fish it out. From then on, at random periods of my life, the words
bounce, bounce, bounce would enter my thoughts and i would think about that decal and wish that i had kept it and ironed it onto a t-shirt. The words were etched into my soul, like a psychic brand. I would imagine wearing it, and wonder what i would need in order to make the words come to life. i did indeed want to bounce bounce bounce, and i wanted everyone to see me doing it.


  1. Much, much better boobie. Big bouncy breasts - you like them so much don't you boobie? I'll bet you wish yours bounced like these nice examples - don't you? Just imagine how much different your life would be, right now, with breasts like these... What do you suppose you would be doing night after night if you had big bouncy breasts?

    Maybe you should tell us...

    Miss D

  2. Oh my yes, Miss D! i love big bouncy boobies so much. They are the most perfect thing in the world. i could think of nothing better than to feel two huge bouncy boobies jutting from my chest. Bounce Bounce Bouncy Bounce!!!

    So many possibilities Miss D. i will start working on that right now.

  3. Great story boobie - love how you try to act so hard to be disappointed but you just end up reinforcing that bouncy boobie message in your own sissy head...

  4. I think your new name might be nipsy sissytits... That doesn't mean you are allowed to decrease, one bit, your obsession with breasts though.

    Imagine how nice it will be when the next time you are asked to present your driver's license, if it proudly proclaims you to be nipsy sissytits...

    Miss D

  5. Oh my, to be named by You Miss D would be the hottest thing ever. i don't think i'm going to be able to escape being/having sissytits. But if You named me wouldn't that mean that You owned me?!!! *SIGH* that makes my sissy heart just flutter.

    As for my obsession, i wouldn't worry about that Miss D *giggles* i couldn't turn that down if i tried. Boobies are the center of my universe.

    What kind of person would be named nipsy sissytits??! Hmmmmm...

    BTW Ma'am. i am still working on my post reflecting on what it would be like if i did have giant boobies. i want it to be perfect Miss D.